Things You Never Thought You'd Never Ever Have To Say

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Are “Don’t lick the _________” and “Please don’t pee on the _______” parts of your daily conversations? That’s because you’re a mom. In fact, we say those lines so often that we don’t even flinch anymore when the words come out of our mouths. Check out some other things we’ve heard ourselves saying that crazily now seem normal to us.

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