'My Dad Is Allergic To Facebook'

Title: "Allergic To Facebook"

Author: Victoria

Age: 7

Assignment: "The teacher had the kids create their 'memory books' for the end of the school year," mom writes.

Standard student responses included: "I love pizza."

Recent study Victoria's drawing could be used to illustrate: This one.

Other "allergies" dad might one day find convenient: Bad pop music, inappropriate Halloween costumes, boyfriends ...

Upside of Victoria's dad's Facebook problem: He won't overshare on social media.

By Erin B 10/25/2012 07:14:00